How to be a Ray of sunshine this AM!
Have you ever been woken up by someone else’s alarm? Have you ever watched them slam the snooze button over and over and over? I HAVE! I literally watch babes torture themselves every single morning with this violent cycle. It’s so dumb like they are awake, asleep, awake, asleep, awake, asleep and this happens a million times over!
One eye open, one eye shut their scrolling through Insta, quick glance of Facebook and dead set 20mins on tinder, Bumble, Plenty of fish and any other dumb dating site. I don’t know why, like I’m an amazing guy, can't they just be happy with me! I’m dirty, super cheeky, provide them with so much pleasure but they still insist on those damn dating sites (sigh).
Eventually they stumble out of bed and somehow make it to the kitchen to drink some caffeine to boot their tired ass into the shower. I watch them walk and they are just so sluggish, like come on girl move it, its sunny outside, shake that booty. LOL but that never happens.
Once the whole shower process is complete, they literally turn into superwoman! All of a sudden it’s my turn and they barely spend any time with me at all, no intimacy just a quick kiss and drop! Then the hairdryer is on, makeup is on and they are running out the door with an apple in their hand. No goodbye no nothing (again sigh).
So I have officially decided that my babetowns need structure immediately! No more laying around, no more rise and sun without a smile.
Your going to have to give me a few days to get this list together! I have a feeling it’s going to be a bit of a struggle to get my babes out of this silly habit! Stay tuned!