Lucky for me country hopping allows me to become quite the cultured fella and considering I’m free to ship you could only imagine the distances I travel. I get to hang out with all different types of babes and it really helps to keep my brain happy. The other day I had an epiphany, I decided that all you warriors out there need to do the same. Yes I know you can’t quit your job and run around the countryside with me, but you could replicate the idea right?
Why not become cultured in a literature sense? A beautiful mind is filled with knowledge and intelligence, so why not read about history? Or better yet explore art? Being aware is an attractive trait, but lets be honest so is white teeth!
Firstly, get your noggin ticking with a morning brush with WARPAINT. All that hand-eye coordination will have your brain ready to have a kick ass day.
Now, pop down to your local newsagency to grab the morning paper. This will help you get in tune with what’s going on around the world and most importantly it will give you the knowledge to have a super smart conversation with that hot barista, work colleague or worst case scenario your dog.
Once you have established a date night plan to hit up your local museum. This will let your mind wander and the love blossom. I know you will be nervous and probs want me to come along for the ride, but babe leave me at home my artistic bone stopped at the WARPAINT stripes on your face.
Lastly literature! Roald Dahl once said “ If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.” So maybe its time for you to join a book club, or just stick with the teeth club and just read every single road sign like you did when you were a kid. This will keep your English on point.
Hustle this up and you my friend will be the sharpest tool in the shed!
Good Luck warriors xx